Data Spinner Mugs

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"If you look at it just so you will notice the upward trend."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Fish talking about fisherman

Musical Web

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Destination casinos...

fairy tales

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Dancing in a circle

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

'I only hear good things from your spin doctors. . .'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Every App tells a story.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Dizzy Spider

Fish-losophy

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

Pandora's cat.

Space DJ.

Engraving on tomb of the unknown writer - The END.