Data Security Consultant Mugs

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

AI Safety Officer

Nuclear Security Summit

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Statue of Security

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Watchdog on Holiday

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

The Costs Of Doing War.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The world of surveillance.

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Surveillance.

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"