"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'
Data Security Advocate Mugs
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'Of course I'm insecure. I store vital computer information in a cloud.'
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Yes, I'm alone."
Police Statetion
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
Privacy
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
The Best Defense
CCTV in church.
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.
'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'
When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.
I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.
"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."
J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.
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