Data Science Pillows

Data Processing Center.

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

Data at landfill

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Madame Irma: sait tout, voit tout. Lit l'avenir dans le big data.

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Now THAT's what I call data-scraping."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

'And over there it looks like a vast swathe of personal data.'

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."

Computer: 'It's my data - it's been rubbed raw.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Welcome to the future"

British savings accounts

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Fear/Knowledge

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."