Data Processing Center.
Data Science Pillows
Add a splash of data-driven humor to their space with cozy pillows that showcase their fascination with analytics, perfect for relaxing at home or the office.
Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.
"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."
Data at landfill
'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'
'I will now peek into your future, David...'
"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"
Madame Irma: sait tout, voit tout. Lit l'avenir dans le big data.
Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.
"Now THAT's what I call data-scraping."
'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'
'And over there it looks like a vast swathe of personal data.'
That's impressive! What breed is he? He's a Data Retriever.
News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.
"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."
Computer: 'It's my data - it's been rubbed raw.'
'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'
Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park
"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
Pounding speeds up the computer.
British savings accounts
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"My email is down... talk to me."
The Anti-Agent
"Welcome to the future"
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"I'd say we were pretty much on target."
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
Fear/Knowledge
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
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