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Fear/Knowledge

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Big Data Tonight

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

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"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

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Daytime TV For Nerds

Lose the Iraq War.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix