Data Prankster Mugs

"We ran the big data through graphic analysis. That's when we realised that the whole world had been trolling us."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Bar chart

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

Youtube ghost videos...

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.