Data Planner Mugs

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Tsunami Evac Route

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."