Data Interpreter Mugs

'We believe numbers don't lie, especially when interpreted advantageously.'

'When we're in office, we call it unemployment data. When they're in office, we call it employment data.'

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.