Data Entry Mugs

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Data Entry Marathon

It's not forever......

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Out and In.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Why markets crash.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

Information Tightrope.

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

Profit slump