Data Entry Typist T-Shirts

I can type 500 words per minute.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Out and In.

Someone who knows apostrophes

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."