Data-driven Thinker Prints

Construction orders

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

The Googler

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

Aggression/Security

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Man stabbed by fallin arrow on wall chart.