Data-driven Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

'Today's weather. . . storm clouds over most of the east. . . computer data clouds over California. . .'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Mom, I need a push.'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Bar chart

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"Hey, Venn - back off! I'm a pie chart."

Pie company: 'Each slice of the pie represents slices of pie.'

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

"They misspelled your avatar."

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

Bar chart of unprecedented events

"I'm getting a little tired of social media. He got mad at me so he said he is going to 'undad' me."

'Hey, c'mon, I wanna hear ya say 'Have a nice day'...

'Seventy three percent of statistics are made up on the spot.'

'Oh that, it does the crossword.'

Hillary on Instagram

Old Man Yells at Cloud Services

"Darlink, aren't you supposed to put that in before posting?"