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Government Security Breach Reporting Station

"We don't talk anymore."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

Coincidence or What?

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

The Wiki Man.

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Daytime TV For Nerds

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

Stock Market Adventure

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

"Nobody said it would be easy!"