Darwin Disciple Prints

Mesozoic era - Cenozoic era

Way too much anthropomorphising

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Moses on the web

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Feline Evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

God's Phone

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Evolving/Devolving

"I have an app for that."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

Spiritual Lives Matter

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."