Darwin Debater Pillows

'Are you sure we want to evolve? Remember what happened last time.'

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Science Snobs

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Global warming debate.

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

The last word.

The book is so much better than the film..

Approved Debate Questions

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.