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'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Sporting maladies.

"Wanna play?"

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Sporting maladies.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Voodoo Darts. . .

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'