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"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

Sporting maladies.

Shock news! Bottle beer shares plummet, ever since Andy Fordham went to Fit Club!

'You darts are all the same! You have one thing and one thing only on your mind.'

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

What do you want me to hit next?

'You should treat your body with more respect...'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'If you don't mind - it's a darts team cup - not that Mickey Mouse thing!'

Sporting maladies.

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Business Target

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'