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'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'