Darkness Daredevil T-Shirts

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Dairy Devil

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'