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Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Dead Funny

Another day at work would be one too many...

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"The Eggsorcist"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Housekeeping?!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."