Dark Satire Lover Pillows

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Dead Funny

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Housekeeping?!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The Reaper's Arms

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Mobile Operations Stand.

Life and Death

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Zombie Problems

"Roadkill cookies"