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"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

"Try thinking about something else."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

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King with the boom box.

Studio in December

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

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Nick Cave

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Disco Owls

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Try not to worry.

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

Gramaphone Man.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Amy Winehouse

A 60's pop group

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"The computers are fine, the staff has crashed."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

ABBA

'Who's Phil Collins?'

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."