Dark Fantasy Prints

"Come on - let me guess again."

Edgar Allen Poe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Alien David statue

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Toadstools

"You left this on our ship."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."