Daredevil Domicile Gifts

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."