Daredevil Admirer Gifts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Monkey doing stunts on a big red motorbike.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'I told you it was the wrong time of year to go over the falls in a barrel.'

Tommy's Run at the Daredevil Jump Wasn't Exactly Pretty...

"It says here that you've been fired 126 times! Oh, hang on. I see you were a 'human cannonball' in the circus."

A tow truck pulling a daredevil through a ring of fire

Human cannonball and groupies.

Fly Tightrope walker

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'You have to admire these grand prix streakers.'

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Bovine Cannonball

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."

"How did you get to be a stuntman..?"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dairy Devil

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'