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A Great Dane

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

The abduction of Europa

'This is the best I could come up with.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Service Entry.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

Italy, Spain, France, Hungary

The Family Joules: Part 4

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

Knut Sveinsson

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

"Nordic but nice"

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

"What's the response here to increased risk of flooding due to climate change?"

God Jul

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

Snake with a tarnhelm