Danger Zone Fans Pillows

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'What went particularly well?'

Trick or treat surprise.

Death By Mattress

Safety last.

"How was your day, dear?"

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

Scary Movies!

Fisherman catches a mine.

The not so easy rider...

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

Grauchos

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'

Zorro Makes Signature On Snow

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

Sisyphus and the Mine

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

Won't Get Off the Bus Tours

"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"

"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."

Biological Research Lab - Believe me, you don't want to know what happens to trespassers.

The Petrified Florist.

"Yippee! I'm right!"

"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."