Danger Zone Adventurer Gifts

Sisyphus and the Mine

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'What went particularly well?'

Scuba Diving Devil

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Safety last.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

Speeding in a video game

'A bullet Heavens, Kessler, don't be so melodramatic. It's only a poisoned dart.'

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

An elevator to some dynamite.

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'