Danger Zone Adventurer Gifts

Sisyphus and the Mine

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'What went particularly well?'

Scuba Diving Devil

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Safety last.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"How was your day, dear?"

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

An elevator to some dynamite.

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

'A bullet Heavens, Kessler, don't be so melodramatic. It's only a poisoned dart.'

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

Speeding in a video game

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'