Danger Thrill Gifts

Danger/ Quicksand - "I can't read it either. Maybe we should get closer."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Marco ..."

End the Winter Blues

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Eat me"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Log Ride

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Dairy Devil

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

The hall of bad ideas.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Devilled Eggs

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Houdini.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'What went particularly well?'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Knife-thrower.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike