Danger Evaluators Mugs

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

First Aid Box

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'What went particularly well?'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'You say here you're a people person.'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

An elevator to some dynamite.

Sailor finds mine in his soup.