Danger Admirer Mugs

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'There's just something about a man in uniform.'

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

The DaVinci Code

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

The tooth fairy.

'You know too much,'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Birds Following Witch.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Mensa Does Improv

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

The life of penguins.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Ta Da!...

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"So, how's your other half?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."