Danger Admirer Mugs

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'There's just something about a man in uniform.'

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

The DaVinci Code

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

The tooth fairy.

'You know too much,'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Senta jumps into the sea

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Mensa Does Improv

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Devi's brew?"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Ta Da!...

The life of penguins.

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

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