Dancing Street Foodie T-Shirts

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

6 Brothers Falafel

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"This is our soft opening."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Valet park only"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

Hot Chestnuts

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Executive Tacos

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"