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'Usually, elevator music isn't that catchy...'

'A moral dilemma? Tell me more, more. I adore more.'

Clubbing

Lance Armstrong: the later years.

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Balancing work and family

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"I had to skip my workout."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Ladies

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Noel Coward.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Lady Macbeth

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Disco Bunny.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

WTF?

Berta screams out!