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'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A little bird told me...

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Children's Party

Push for Disco...

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Fun (circa 1955)

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Moulin Rouge Security

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Love Birds love dancing together

Dance.

Modern Kids.

Music Hall Dancers

Zumba

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

You're never too old for ballet!