Dance Night T-Shirts

Rapunzel on prom night.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Life is for the birds.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

So Close..

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Omara Portuondo

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"You're such a good listener."

Leslie Caron.

Sauvignon Bonk

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Why we need poetry. . .

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Romantic Violinist.

"Do you mind?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Something romantic, perhaps?"