Dance History Buff Gifts

"The fossilized prints appear to be early human, because only a human would throw in a cha-cha."

Boss, the health inspector is here. Excellent. My hacker just finished restoring all the inspector's social media posts dating back to 1994. Tell him "It'd be a shame if someone's career were ruined by a 20-year-old video of him doing the Macarena in the buff." Don't wink too much. But not too little, either. Very bad man.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Dancing in pyjamas

Balancing two espresso martinis

A little bird told me...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Push for Disco...

Children's Party

'Baby's first two-step.'

Fun (circa 1955)

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Swing dancers.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Moulin Rouge Security

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Love Birds love dancing together