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Dance steps for the very tired.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Disco Bunny.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I'm going."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Club insecurity.

Early Night Club

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'