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'Every so often, he breaks into interpretive dance so his right brain doesn't atrophy.'

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

The new rain dance.

'Never have I regretted not having boogied!'

"And now... take the floor for the self-identifying progressive barn dance."

The last song before the party exploded.

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Club insecurity.

Bunny Hop Hug

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Men at Twerk

Dance Crossing

George Michael at the chiropodist

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'I thought I could dance...'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'