Dance Floor Philosopher T-Shirts

'Every so often, he breaks into interpretive dance so his right brain doesn't atrophy.'

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

The new rain dance.

'Never have I regretted not having boogied!'

"And now... take the floor for the self-identifying progressive barn dance."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Disco Bunny.

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Bunny Hop Hug

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

George Michael at the chiropodist

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

Men at Twerk

Dance Crossing

'I thought I could dance...'

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H