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"Why, Lord Holbrooke! Trust you to bring devil-may-care attitudes to the Dental Care Convention!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dance.

Disco Bunny.

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Elderly People

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'You dance like my mother.'

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

'I thought I could dance...'

"Shake yer booty!"

Dance Crossing

George Michael at the chiropodist

Dad Dancing.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Jazz Bagpipes