Dalmatian Lover T-Shirts

"Stupid dog, keeps losing the ball"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Valet park only"

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'Consummatum est.'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

"I sure hope the negotiations go well."

I love Classics.

Ah-Choo!

"He's the strong, silent type."

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

"What? No Vanilla?"

'And have you ever sat in the sun before?'

'Fortunately I know how to make a napoles salad but it'll cost you 14.95.'