Daisy Lovers Pillows

As man pulls petals from flower to determine if girlfriend loves him or not, flower thinks: I hate you.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Frog flirting.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Mad about Roses!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Tired Barbie

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"You must have a green thumb."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Daffodil bulbs

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

The garden lady.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'