Daisy Lovers Gifts

As man pulls petals from flower to determine if girlfriend loves him or not, flower thinks: I hate you.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Frog flirting.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Mad about Roses!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Comb Sweet Comb

Tired Barbie

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Daffodil bulbs

Easter Candy Island.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

The garden lady.

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'