Dairy Devotee Mugs

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

How Ice Cream Is Made.

Milking the Cow.

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

'Bless You.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

The miracle of genetic engineering

Immature cheese pulling a face

'There is so much penicillin in this milk we could use to to treat shipping fever!"

'Room for cream?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Milk Truck With Udders.

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're not expected to last much longer after your expiration date.'

'This eggnog is really fresh. Did you just go to the store?'

Cheeze Wiz.

Cow Exerecise

Cereal fire put out with milk.

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

Fondue Heaven

"You're lactose intolerant...that's udderly ridiculous!"

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Cow udder with different types of milk.

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

At the coffee shop, a cow is on the table where the milk is supposed to be.

'If powdered milk's your thing! I'm your gal!'

"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'Give a man a pound of cheese and he eats for a day. Give him a cow and he's in fat city!!'