Dairy Delivery Person T-Shirts

Nobody messed with the milkman.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Cow's straw

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Important Food Groups

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Food deliverer's baby.

"They’re real."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

French Early Bird

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.