Dairy Consumption Pillows

'Milk, butter, cheese, ice cream...you have too much lactose tolerance.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

The Main Types of Cheese

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pull the udder one

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'