Dairy Avoider Mugs

'We are so lactose intolerant that we arrested the milkman.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'How now, brown cow?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .