Daily Travel Philosopher Pillows

"I see the 6.18 took another detour."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?"

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

The Antiquary

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'