Daily Living Prints

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Hoodie Hang-out

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Can't even hold signs well.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Doubledecker bus stop

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'