Daily Life Disruptor Prints

Broken since March

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Guru.

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

Man painting over a computer screen.

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"Pawn to King Four."

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

"Voila!! For the Lady, Seafood Linguine, and I believe Sir ordered the Chef's Surprise?"

Texting or no texting?

People laughing in the supermarket.

Occupy crunch

Annoying computer user.

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

A mouse pops out of a toaster

TV Kill

'We'd like to share a haircut.'