Daily Grind Survivors Mugs

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

I hate monday mornings.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9-5, 5-9

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

A usual day.

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Don't get caught."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

"Pawn to King Four."

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

Clockwork Revolving Door

"Next up is Alex's dad who's going to tell us all about the job that he has and feels desperately trapped in."