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"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Fast Lane.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Is Driving Doomed?

'A is for Arse.'

D.I.Y with dad.

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Dad's Workbench

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Love for the family

Operation Father's Day

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.

"Work soft, play soft, Son"

"My dad's a magician- he walks down the road and turns into a pub."

Happy Father's Day: 'More allowance? What happened to the 2 acorns I gave you on Saturday?'